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msg[1] = "Researchers say that when a waitress draws a happy face on a check, the tip goes up 18%.";
msg[2] = "During the Civil War, the Union Army used kites to drop leaflets behind Confederate lines.";
msg[3] = "It's illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.";
msg[4] = "George Washington had to borrow money to travel to his inauguration.";
msg[5] = "The human brain can hold 500 times the information in a set of the Encyclopedia Britannica.";
msg[6] = "Humans and elephants are the only animals that can stand on their heads.";
msg[7] = "Every year Mexico City sinks about 10 inches.";
msg[8] = "The first President to greet people with a handshake was Thomas Jefferson. Before that, Presidents bowed.";
msg[9] = "The first beer can was introduced in 1935 by Kreuger Beer.";
msg[10] = "It takes 8 seconds to make a baseball bat in a factory.";
msg[11] = "There is a city called Rome on every continent in the world.";
msg[12] = "It takes about 150 days for your nails to grow from your cuticles to your fingertips.";
msg[13] = "Atlantic salmon can jump 15 feet out of the water.";
msg[14] = "Fortune cookies were actually invented in America by Charles Jung in 1918.";
msg[15] = "All polar bears are left handed.";
msg[16] = "Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning.";
msg[17] = "A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.";
msg[18] = "There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year.";
msg[19] = "A matchbox size piece of pure gold can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.";
msg[20] = "The Statue of Liberty's index finger is 8 feet long, and has a fingernail measuring 13 by 10 inches.";
msg[21] = "Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.";
msg[22] = "Most lipsticks contain fish scales.";
msg[23] = "A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100 th of a second.";
msg[24] = "The average person has more than 1,460 dreams each year.";
msg[25] = "Humans are born with 300 bones, but when they reach adult age, they only have 206.";
msg[26] = "The state of Florida is bigger than England.";
msg[27] = "Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of the dark.";
msg[28] = "In space, astronauts can't cry because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.";
msg[29] = "A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles per hour.";
msg[30] = "Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.";
msg[31] = "A giraffe can kill a lion with one kick.";
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